Tom Delay on "Dancing With the Stars"?
Delay's a star only in his own mind.
Once the little bully WAS the federal "gubmint"!
'Member? Now, he's just a corrupt ex-official and
unrepentant criminal. I always thought that the,
bug man from Sugerland, was a bit light in his loafers.
But... I didn't realize he was a real Tinkerbell.
Tom "Tinkerbell" Delay. What a musical ring.
Right, "Tink"? Flit away Delay.
