Dim-witted Rick Perry manages the impossible; making 'W' look smart!

Rick Perry, having embarrassed himself, the GOP (even the tea tee-ers) and the Lone Star State, with his numb skull statements and mental constipation, has begun his campaign for reelection to *the governor’s mansion.  *I’d say “our” governor’s mansion, but the ten-thousand dollars a month we Texans' cough up for Perry’s huge estate, is not an appropriate and certainly not a, “fiscal conservative’s” choice for a governor’s temporary residence.

In Perry’s very first statement after his humiliating fifth place finish in the Iowa caucus, he began trolling for Texans forgiveness for being an incompetent ignoramus, offering the platitudinous, “There has been no greater joy in my life than to be able to share with the people of Iowa and of this country that there is a model to take this country forward and it is in the great state of Texas.”  (Oh, yuck.) Translation: "Yes, I'm ass-kissing my way back into the hearts and minds of Texans."

From this point on, pretty much everything Perry publicly spouts will be groveling towards a *rapprochement ( *he'll need to look that up, but will lack the initiative ) between himself and the governor's mansion. 
Hope you like it down on your knees there, Mr Groveler.
Brush your hair back.  Smile.